#31 Eat salad everyday (no dressing)

I didn't know that studying was like unrequited love. Regardless of the dedication and commitment on my part, the grades still come out like

Shit.

I want to stab Statistics now and then,

Kill myself.

Or I could quit school and go to Korea to become a Korean actress.

But

I'm not Korean and

neither can I act.

I just want to watch TV all day long

and eat pineapples

and drink bottled water because

I don't like distilled water from the tap.

So simple yet

I can't achieve it because

I have to do other things which are

ACCEPTABLE and

PROPER.

Can I just graduate and then live my life?

Can my responsibilities just

End

THERE?

(It's so tiring to grow up)

The TV man also came to set up the TV yesterday and now I have over 200 channels.

Then

I asked him if there was BBC

because it's the only channel I watch (from my laptop).

And he said "No".

So now

I have 200+ channels

which I don't watch

and still watch only BBC

from my laptop.

My life sucks

and I am going

to throw away my plasma TV.

Now

I remember why

I wanted to become a

Farmer.