GUESS WHO'S AS FREE AS FREE WILLY RIGHT NOWWWW!?
I JUST CAME HOME FROM THIS MADHAT TORTUROUS COMTEMPORARY EAST ASIAN ECONOMICS EXAM (LAST AND THIRD ONE IN A ROW)!!! I'M SO GLAD IT'S OVERRRR (I HOPE MY LIFE ISN'T OVER TOO THANKS TO THIS SHIT.)
I HOPE "MY LUCKY EXAM SHIRT" WORKS, OR I WILL BURN IT.
DON'T WORRY GUYS, IF IT WORKS I WILL SHARE AND LEND IT AROUND.
I'M NOT X-MEN CYCLOPS: THAT IS MY EYE MASSAGE MACHINE WHICH MY MOM GAVE ME. IT MASSAGES YOUR EYES TO IMPROVE BLOOD CIRCULATION, ESPECIALLY CRUCIAL WHEN YOU... DON'T SLEEP.
I THINK MY MOM DIDN'T WANT ME TO GO BLIND FROM STUDYING TOO MUCH. PLUS THIS MACHINE IS SOOOO MUCH CHEAPER AND MORE ECONOMICAL THAN AN EYE TRANSPLANT.
EVERYONE SHOULD GO BUY ONE AND SAVE MONEY FROM CATARACT SURGERY TOO.
OKAY GOTTA GO SLEEP NOW AND RECHARGE TO GO CRAZY!!!
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